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Welcome to the Internet home of the annual
Dog Roast, which is held by invitation only
for the friends of Rob and Shari Cimino, on their property in the town of Roulette, Pennsylvania.

The Dog Roast occurs every summer and is a great reunion of high school and personal friends. Some of the things we do at the Dog Roast include playing volleyball, tossing horseshoes, swimming in the pond, playing a round of golf, telling stories of times and parties past, eating food, drinking beer and other potent potables, and just having a good old time surrounded by hills, critters, and other wild beasts...

Our mascot and symbol is the great Wile E. Coyote from the Warner Brothers Road Runner™ cartoons. On this web site, you will see pictures of Wile E. pop up on various pages, either looking for the Road Runner, or trying out some of the new gadgets he gets from the Acme Corporation, his preferred company of choice...

This site is best seen in 800x600 mode. If
it looks strange, its because your computer screen needs to be adjusted...

Site of what would become Rob and Shari Ciminos' property from 1974.
The only original building is the garage to the lower left of center.
Photograph courtesy of John "Uncle Fuzzy" Major.

Rule #1. The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "Beep-Beep!"
Rule #2. No outside force can harm the Coyote - only his own ineptitude or failure of Acme products.
Rule #3. The Coyote could stop anytime - if he were not a fanatic. ("A fanatic is one who redoubles
his effort when he has forgotten his aim." - George Santayana)
Rule #4. No dialogue ever, except "Beep-Beep!" (This has been disputed by both Tom Abbott
and Gary Walters)
Rule #5. The Road Runner must stay on the road. (i.e., the name Road Runner)
Rule #6. All action must be confined to the southwest American desert. (natural environment
of the two characters)
Rule #7. All materials, tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the
Acme Corporation.
Rule #8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
Rule #9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.
Rule #10.The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.

All images of Wile E. Coyote, the Road Runner, any mention of them, their sounds, or the "Road Runner" theme music, are from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes ™ cartoons.

Therefore, it is with great pride, that we say Thanks! to Animator, Cartoonist and Creator Chuck Jones, somewhere in toons land...

At no time were any coyotes deliberately harmed in the making of this web site.
- Web Geezer

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Any other use is strictly prohibited.

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